Great British Bake Off is known for it's cheeky innuendos and bread week has proven to be another raucous outing.
It was Paul Hollywood's favourite bake and Sue Perkins couldn't resist giving the bakers an ominous warning: "This is your chance to get your dough prodded by Paul Hollywood's digits of doom."
But it didn't stop there, oh no, after a tough technical bake of dampfnudel (German dumplings) it was time for the showstopper and as Tom Gilliford rose to the challenge his loaf had Mel Giedroyc in stitches.
She teased Tom about his serpent plaited loaf which happened to be in the unfortunate shape of a penis: "The shape you have created here it's very male isn't it…?"
Giggling away knowingly she tried to get a reaction but Tom refused to bite: "Yeah it's because it's a hammer, it's strong... It's also a T, T for Thor. T for Tom. I'm not being led my mum is going to watch this...!"
The baker's Jormungandr and Mjolnir showstopper was received very well by bread god Paul telling Tom it's "spot on".
And Paul teased fans with an interesting GBBO fact: "Starbaker of bread week has always gone on to the final at bake off. So watch this space."
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Elsewhere after Candice's star baker accolade last week she crumbled under the pressure and overloaded her signature chocolate loaf with too many ingredients.
The PE teacher is reduced to tears during the first challenge of the dreaded bread week and ended up weeping with frustration by the time grumpy Paul had given his thoughts on her underdone bread.
As Mary tried to kindly tell her “it’s such a shame it’s not done”, old blue eyes chipped in: “You can see it’s still raw inside. With all the love in the world I’m not going to eat it.”
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Candice looked horrified as he pulls at the clammy dough, begging him: “Oh, Paul, do you have to do that?” Poor Candice, back in her bright red lipstick, blinked back tears as she told them: “I’m so embarrassed. I’m really sorry.”
Perhaps realising he had been a tad harsh, Paul said: “It’s not something to be embarrassed about. You tend to fly out there with lots of things going inside.
“Rein it in. It’s about slowly getting your baking spot-on.”
Grabbing a tissue, she was given a hug from fellow contestant Rav Bansal as presenter Mel Giedroyc tells her: “Don’t over-analyse and move on.”
Candice sniffed: “That was a fall from grace, eh?” and she managed to pull herself back in Paul and Mary Berry's good books with a third place in the technical and a baked showstopper.
Andrew proved he had the skills Paul was looking for with consistent results while an extremely laid-back Selasi struggled to make a good impression with his bread.
* The Great British Bake Off is back next Wednesday, BBC One at 8pm
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