21 Signs You're Winning At This Whole Adulting Thing

If this isn't the the capstone of maturity, then what is?

When you no longer just ignore that fever/rash/actual bronchitis, you are officially grown.

Just to clear things up, you'd have to wash that new underwear anyway. (YES, YOU WOULD). So really, this isn't even that good of a life hack.

And not just condoms, toothpaste, and cough drops — though those are important, too.

Grown Ass Adult Sheets are expensive AF but SO worth it.

Like, at least once a year. That's all we're asking.

Doing it all online totally counts.

Whether that's using condoms, birth control, or getting tested — that's something to celebrate.

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And realizing that you actually like them when you do it right.

Here's a super-basic recipe to get you started.

And maybe even *gasp* enjoying yourself.

Here are 15 exercises you can do basically anywhere.

Because knowing when to gracefully bow out of a disagreement/job/relationship is a true art form.

Your badassery cannot be stopped.

Bonus points for actually contributing the max amount that your company will match.

*Buys shirt. Loves shirt. Wears shirt. Sees label.* "MOTHER FU---."

And not just wearing it once and calling it a day.

Worn-down soles aren't a death sentence to legit adults who know how to Google a shoe repair shop.

A cactus counts.

Turn on some Price Is Right, order some chicken soup, take some meds, and deal with it.

The upside: It'll probably last a bit longer than those $7 shirts that made up the bulk of your adolescent wardrobe.

Farewell, youth.