Seven of the best Nicklas Bendtner quotes

Arsenal and Denmark striker Nicklas Bendtner was back to his best following his country’s 2-1 victory over Norway, claiming that his next transfer could see him join either Barcelona or Real Madrid.

The over-confident striker responded to questions regarding his future at Arsenal by telling Danish reporters: “I'm going somewhere where I know I can be happy to play. With a team where I can score goals and preferably to win something. I do not want to sit on the bench and staring. I love playing lots of games.” When asked which clubs would be able to offer him that, he responded: “Real Madrid and Barcelona”.

While that may leave you in fits of laughter, it is just the latest pearl to come out of his mouth. Click the arrow on the right to see more of the best.