Check Your Horoscope With The Vegan Zodiac

Check Your Horoscope With The Vegan Zodiac

Do you check your horoscope weekly looking for advice on life and love? Have a read, to find out your vegan star sign.

Aries: The Vegan Inspirer

Most Likely to: Inspire others around them to turn to veganism through impassioned talk, and documentary recommendations.

Key Traits: Knows lots of bizarre facts, like how many oz of water a vegan saves every 60 seconds.

The animal you’re most like: You’re like sheep, who are gentle individuals.

Lucky Charms: Tiger lilies, the color red, and eggplants.

Taurus: The Hippie Vegan

Most Likely to: Sing back to the birds in the morning, and only eat the very, very best vegan food, always know the best places to eat out.

Key Traits: Always seeing the value in others, and in all things around them. Always looking for the most luxurious vegan products. If you want a vegan bejeweled fluffy comforter – ask a Taurus.

The animal you’re most like: You’re most like cows. They are great mothers and produce milk for the same reason that humans do—to feed their babies.

Lucky Charms: Mallow plant, the color blue, and pecans.

Gemini: The Try-It-All Vegan

Most Likely to: Try raw veganism for a week only to then decide that they can’t function without Vego. Read every book about veganism, and highlight all the good bits.

Key Traits: Always ready to learn more about veganism. Likely to try every vegan food ever and gets excited when a new cult product comes out.

The animal you’re most like: You’re most like geese. They are very loyal and mate for life.

Lucky Charms: Lavender, the color orange, and tangerines.

Cancer: The Loving Vegan

Most Likely to: Stop mid-walk and point out cute bunnies. Make a next-level vegan chocolate cake.

Key Traits: Gives the best hugs, likes to stay at home and watch Netflix, and chill.

An animal you’re most like: You’re most like bears. Strong and fierce likes to take long naps.

Lucky Charms: Moonwort, the color yellow, and poppy seeds.

Leo: The Courageous Vegan

Most Likely to: Write a play about vegetables, give water to animals always regardless of the cost, and save bees.

Key Traits: Friendly and likely to organize fun food-related activities at their house, which may or may not include karaoke.

The animal you’re most like: You’re most like tigers. They are semi-nocturnal and love water.

Lucky Charms: Sunflowers, the color orange, and green beans.

Virgo: The Healthy Vegan

Most Likely to: Convince their friends that crystals will heal them, and go running every morning and enjoy it!

Key Traits: Dedicated to staying healthy and happy, sympathetic and caring to others, with a great love of veggie bowls and green juices.

The animal you’re most like: You’re most like chickens. They’re unique individuals who feel pain, love, fear, and joy—just as we do.

Lucky Charms: Narcissus, the color cream, and broccoli.

Libra: The Balanced Vegan

Most Likely to: Debate from a place of research and be constructive, to listen to podcasts before they go to sleep.

Key Traits: Extremely fair to everyone and understanding, can charm you into sharing your vegan brownies.

The animal you’re most like: You’re like orcas. These are complex, emotional, and social animals.

Lucky Charms: Aloe vera plant, the color pink, and bananas.

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Scorpio: The Passionate Vegan

Most Likely to: Look like a peanut butter cookie dipped in Vego, and to be a master of saving money for things like 17 jars of nutritional yeast for the price of 10.

Key Traits: Mystical and usually serious, very protective. Is very likely to bark back at dogs that bark at their cat.

An animal you’re most like: You’re like a scorpion, tiny but strong, protective.

Lucky Charms: Ivy, deep red color, and scallions.

Sagittarius: The Party Vegan

Most Likely to: Binge on vegan ice cream, and encourage all their friends and sometimes strangers to come and party with vegan finger foods.

Key Traits: Never stops talking and calls people out on any bullsh*t, will try to help others and so, therefore, they are always ready to help any person transitioning to veganism.

An animal you’re most like: You’re most like cats. Fiercely independent, loves to snuggle.

Lucky Charms: Oak trees, the color white, and beetroot.

Capricorn: The Organised Vegan

Most Likely to: Meal prep on a Sunday, go to a vegan festival, to work endlessly on replicating a version of their favorite vegan dish.

Key Traits: Hardworking and wise, offers the best advice to new vegans, and can always help you along your way.

The animal you’re most like: You’re most like dogs. Loyal, fast learner.

Lucky Charms: Weeping willow trees, the color green, and avocados.

Aquarius: The Scientific Vegan

Most Likely to: Have read medical journals about veganism, and made their own fruit bowl out of recycled plastic bottles.

Key Traits: Can sometimes seem anti-social, kind, and generous with money and, loves to share peanut butter vegan cookies.

Animal You’re Most Like: You’re like an octopus: playful, resourceful, and inquisitive.

Lucky Charms: Olive trees, the color light yellow, and garlic.

Pisces: The Creative Vegan

Most Likely to: Write a poem entitled ‘An Ode to the Sea Slug’, and become somewhat addicted to hummus.

Key Traits: A dry sense of humor, and a love for water creatures, they have probably adopted a blue whale.

The animal you’re most like: You’re like elephants. Extremely intelligent, a huge presence when you walk into a room.

Lucky Charms: Poppies, the color violet, and pineapple.

Did you check your horoscope? How accurate do you think it was? Let us know in the comments!

 

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