UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- PhanLo0
UK had decent bread, cheese and fish n chips.
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- PhanLo0
Anyone make it out to the save our scene protest?
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-- Deliveroo driver on the balloonsPhanLo
- works at mcdonalds.neverscared
- PhanLo0
- 2019sted
- I tried to find the one where they raided the place with the sculpture on the roof.PhanLo
- This one:
https://www.instagra…PhanLo
- Fax_Benson2
- haha brilliantfadein11
- Haha, I just looked on the Mail Online and couldn't find that pieceIanbolton
- It's funny because she is the one who pushed him into the leadership runs and has been guiding his career for years. Now he's not leader, she's binning him.face_melter
- shapesalad2
Not so F***ed, rather lovely:
- BaskerviIle3
- 3 months pass, delta+ variant takes hold and we do a 180 going into the next lockdown, biggest embarrassment for the UK gov in historykalkal
- We are well and truly fucked...but I love Limmy for this and the gammons who don't realise his satireBaskerviIle
- Never heard of him but I'm really glad it's satire lolkalkal
- He's a Scottish comedian, had a show on the BBC, used to be a web designer before he switched to comedyBaskerviIle
- And most importantly he used to be a member here: https://www.qbn.com/…BaskerviIle
- Ah, was lurking around that time and had no idea. Never really watch the beeb anyhow.kalkal
- i only disagree with 'biggest embarrassment for the UK gov in history' because really... how can you tell anymorekingsteven
- ...."so far"kalkal
- @kalkal, and it won't be the delta, it will be something worse after letting it run free all Summer. Let's see how popular he is when strict lockdown enforcedfadein11
- in Sept/Oct.fadein11
- @Fadein agreed but I watered it down to something that exists already. The virus will be exposed to a mostly vaccinated population and forced to mutatekalkal
- i'm all in favour - it's time to find out how good the vaccines actually are.hans_glib
- vaccines aren't the issue though, cases are massively increasing daily, never had so many people I know with covid since the start right now. The spread willfadein11
- lead to worse variants. It's the messaging and the blanket ending of restrictions which is so stupid.fadein11
- The UK petri dishkalkal
- Plague Island™Bluejam
- Limmy is a modern era Rabbie BurnsmrAtor
- Rabbie Burns x Rab C NesbittNonEntity
- Just WFH and take a position against GBP, sit back and profit.shapesalad
- TBH, my main position on wanting to keep the country closed is because I like working at home lol.kalkal
- Will be another lockdown over winter. Loads of cases in schools n nurseries currently. Boris saying folk double vaccinated wont have to self isolatemicrokorg
- so they can spread it to whomever lol. 30% of hospitalised cases of new variants are folk who have been double vaccinated.microkorg
- watch us all be wrong and Lims has lost his mind. Dee Dee is the real Limmy.garbage
- Just got his show randomly only Google recs. It's alright. When I can understand him.kalkal
- Take a bus to Yoker.garbage
- shapesalad2
- 319k subs... very quick growth...shapesalad
- Rookie mistake, should have gone for the raisin/cherry/classi... danish. Best thing they bake there.shapesalad
- Cultural appropration.kalkal
- This is the one whose heir killed his mum and sister? Also, Salt Beef - Absolutely Yes, Bagels, God no. Why?Nairn
- Annoyingly, I need to go to Atlantis Art shop tomorrow. It used to be down the road from <here and I used to get a Salt Beef Bap on the way back...Nairn
- ...now they're further up North in Hackney, with only post-hipster coffee places around :(Nairn
- Your life just seems to be a constant litany of strife and misery, Nairn.face_melter
- @Nairn if you can be bothered to walk the extra 'mile' and like fried chicken I highly recommend Peck Peck at Hackney CentralBluejam
- https://peckpeck.co.…Bluejam
- @face - I live in London, so... yeah?
@blue - I do indeed love some good quality fried chicken. I think you just added on an extra hour to my trip tomorrow..Nairn - Ah. To add to my litany of woes - it only opens at midday. I'll be long back by then. Another time. It's Sutton & Sons too... how odd.Nairn
- shame ... it's fucking greatBluejam
- I'll find an excuse to go over the next couple of weeks - partner and child have gone to Italy so I'm a Free Agent, able to eat whatever 'junk' I like again.Nairn
- I used to live 5 mins from there. I have fond memories of eating bagels at 3am after a night out.Chimp
- Last time I went there I ate 2 very late, delicious but caused terrible heartburn and pretty much ruined a romantic night at Ace Hotel. Haha.fadein11
- Seems like a nice enough guy, but there's something about a fat guy setting up a table and chowing down in front of a homeless girl. Walk down the block bro.garbage
- Best Chinese food ive ever had is round the corner: http://sichuan-folk.…SlashPeckham
- @blue - just back from Hackney. PeckPeck was good, but I should've eaten it later in the day - not the best 'breakfast' on an empty stomach, lolNairn
- Next time I'm down that way I'm going to try the Banh Mi place next door - I've been wanting to ry that stuff for yearsNairn
- shapesalad0
Regarding that big guy and his take-away diet:
- neverscared-1
- Just to be clear, this photo was taken in England right?kalkal
- DundeeGardener
- Downtown Tbilisi.Nairn
- is that Terry Gilliam?Bluejam
- Dressing as a crusader knight is really sad.PhanLo
- What is this architecture? Garage with what? Two houses on top. Looks like south london. Tonnes of shite housing there.shapesalad
- lol@bluejamneverscared
- @ss - Turkish flag makes me think it might be more up my way here in Norf LahndanNairn
- Is it, PhanLo - I mean, in an absolute sense, is it? Every culture does this sort of shit - how many long-haired LARPing kilt-wearing, sword-sweeping twats ..Nairn
- ..(possibly wearing fucking scotland rugby tops) fucking around in their local wood do you have in Scotland? It's the same shit.Nairn
- I think the crusades to some folk represents christians going and murdering a lot of muslims. I'm more down for morris dancing, it's atleast legit.PhanLo
- Rugby tops are horror.PhanLo
- Morris dancing's probably to do with crushing Roman heads, or something. You should see celebrations down in Andalucia, for some perspective.Nairn
- Every cunt-ry's got it's own shitty wee punch at the sky. Better to let it outgas than shit-upon and nix.Nairn
- morris dancing is something only magic mushrooms could come up with. :-)PhanLo
- Scottish folk dress up as bilbo baggins and run about like idiots too. Flag shagging is just weird.PhanLo
- zarkonite10
- You can feck right off with that. Doing my head in.shapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…kaiyohtee
- There’s a continent of fat between the Pacific and Atlantic... google it, it’s called USA.shapesalad
- Yeah I know, USA isn’t a continent. But bugger me.shapesalad
- The English are so insecure, they have to make fun of fat people to get over their fucked up teeth.canoe
- The UK is a festival toilet you can smell from Canada.face_melter
- lolAQUTE
- Trash or rubbish?Chimp
- our subjects rarely show respect.fadein11
- Bit salty in here this morning, did something happen overnight?faxion
- Why do so many Americans think we have bad teeth? We have free fuckin healthcare! I seen more folks in the US with shit teeth (i lived in the US for a bit)necromation
- Because shows like Coronation St. or Eastenders where everyone looks like an Eldritch horror have teeth like a smashed public toilet.face_melter
- From when, the 1950s? you tripping! Not everyone has shiny white teeth american game show host! i have no idea where this bollocks comes fromnecromation
- Pre-1950's. It's from when all the GIs came over in WW2 and we didn't yet have the NHS. Nowadays general dental health is better in the UK than US.Nairn
- Not that I imagine most Yanks know that - they just regurgitate whatever they learn from The Simpsons.Nairn
- In my Grandfolks day in Scotland, people not even in their 40s were 'gifted' getting all their teeth removed, to be replaced with shiny white dentures.Nairn
- haha nairn... my nan's dentures provided so much entertainment as a small child, and my grandad's come to think of it.fadein11
- no inappropriate comments please :)fadein11
- necro, the people you saw in the US with shit teeth were from the UK.face_melter
- they only pretended to be from the US out of embarrassment.face_melter
- Why are American so fat? Fat lazy American cunts.Khurram
- ^^ The Irish are worse. Ugly inbred sister fuckers. "Ooh! We're dying! We only know how to eat potatoes!." And they breed like fucking rats. Vermin.Khurram
- The UK is right up there next to the USA with obesity. lolmonospaced
- well, not exactly up there, but not far, and climbing :)monospaced
- https://imagez.tmz.c…fadein11
- British people can now go to Turkey and get gleaming white gumshields, it's a game changer for our burberry teeth.PhanLo
- doubt we'll need teeth long term. increasingly plant-based diet. Maybe just one top and one bottom tooth. Internal beaks.Fax_Benson
- I mean 'we' as a species - not just Brits.Fax_Benson
- Mono, the idea of massively obese people managing to climb anywhere gave me a chuckle. Climbing in and out of bed must be a daily challengeIanbolton
- PhanLo1
Mind how everyone said there would be violence if they fucked up the Irish border situation? Lol.
-- the turbo prods claiming their identity is being eroded while building huge flaming pyres all over the place, openly operating terrorist organisationskingsteven
- Being sad about how London fucked them over, like that wasn't the case since the very beginning.PhanLo
- absolutely, totally fucked over by Westminster and the DUP they've turned to folks like jolene (at start of video, was elected to council while still sellingkingsteven
- bongs on facebook) as you can see nationalism does not pay on either side...kingsteven
- neverscared1
- Not sure what’s worse: Bojo in a football shirt or Willy in a suit stood alone at t’semi final. Hasn’t he got any mates or casual wear?shapesalad
- but but social distancinghans_glib
- @shapesalad My wife's comment: "I know he's incredibly privileged but I feel sorry for him sat with no friends"Hayzilla
- BaskerviIle11
- niceBluejam
- It would be nice to see other things on there like travel restrictions and mask mandates plus the death rate.Chimp
- Nice graphic :)Chimp
- yeah, I did want to put comparative hospitalisations and death rate etc but it was already pretty clutteredBaskerviIle
- What's clear is the the only time case numbers fall is from lockdown and/or vaccination. Numbers rising despite vaccination + lifting restrictions is worrying.BaskerviIle
- More info: https://www.bbc.com/…grafician
- So...lockdowns work.grafician
- Nice work Baskerville.MrT
- The was no UK lockdown, each region varied by weeks before and after on measures... Would be better to keep it just englandkingsteven
- Then you could map on school closures, masks etc... Your probably loosing some accuracy as iskingsteven
- it looks from the spikes that you're maybe using the data from the day it was submitted rather than by date collectedkingsteven
- There was also no real lockdown in Madrid after March 2020.Chimp
- Fax_Benson3
Is that poll about which restrictions people would like to keep long term real?
19% want permanent 10PM curfew even if covid is no longer a threat?
26% want all nightclubs and casinos closed, forever?Assumed it was fake news but it's being shared everywhere.
- ?Nairn
- ? !shapesalad
- https://pbs.twimg.co…Fax_Benson
- Paint everything grey?
97%PhanLo - 1k adults 2 day sample.
that's a bs. + the questions look complex
lol@PhanLosted - I can imagine it's true.
It was actually quite nice to have Madrid quiet without the usual pissed people shouting at 3am outside bedroom windowChimp - LOL phanloGuyFawkes