Betcha Didn't Think You'd Ever Need a Playlist Full of Roller Skating Jams, But Here We Are, Y'all

You might know Victoria Monét after she sang alongside Ariana Grande in 2019's "Monopoly," but much like roller skating, she's back with *DJ Khaled voice* anotha one. This time, with Khalid assisting her on the track.

I'm forever preaching about how Future Nostalgia is THAT album (meaning that yes, I am pissed it got snubbed in every major VMA category this year), but facts are facts. What other artist from this year flawlessly combined modern synth and '70s funk sensibilities to create a pop fever dream of a record? That's right...no one.

If you don't automatically bust a lil move by 1:08, you're either (a) extremely hard to please, or (b) an actual robot. Sorrynotsorry, I don't make the rules.

Indie pop gods Phoenix have been making quality music since 1999, but the release of their last record—2017's Ti Amo—saw the guys tapping into a genre they've never dabbled in: Italo disco. The result? Refreshing, like a cup of sorbet on a sunny day.

Let's set Doja's *ahem* problematic nature aside for a moment and appreciate the fact that "Say So" is an infectiously catchy, certified bop, shall we?

TBH, the entirety of The Weekend's After Hours album is perfect for a roller disco party of one. "In Your Eyes" just hits a lil different, though—heavy on the funk, high on the 80s-influenced synth, this track is truly *chef's kiss*.

Yes, the video for this track is pretty much a sporty and rich aesthete's goal in life, but it's just as appealing for the dance floor as it is for, say...their aspirational Instagram feed.

UGH, don't even get me started on the dream collaboration of Daft Punk and Pharell, pls. A match made in heaven, these two artists compliment each other like bread and butter, PB and jelly, chicken and rice, and everything in between.

Hear that thumping bass line running through the track? Pay close attention to it—that's just the thing you're gonna need to make sure moves are tight as hell.

I'd bet good money that you probably forgot The Ting Tings were still a band, but they 100 percent are, and what's more—they make danceworthy (well, in this case, skateworthy) bops.

Alright, I could have easily put "Uptown Funk" on this list, but I imagine that we are all extremely fatigued by that song since it was sooooo inescapable back in 2014. So try this Mark Ronson track, featuring Tame Impala's Kevin Parker, on for size instead.

TikTokers, this one's for you! Last year, this song was legit ev-er-ywhere thanks to one random person turning it into a funny meme format. But hey, at least the song actually slaps.

Spoiler alert: This is not going to be the last time you see Sam Padrul's name on this list. A self-described "keyboard master extraordinaire," Sam blends contemporary house with groovy guitar work to create tunes perfect for a rooftop party or backyard hang sesh with your day ones.

(Yep, consider this my official love letter to NYC.)

Speaking of NYC, you absolutely must give Brooklyn-based proud lesbian duo, Sateen, your undivided attention. Their songs are so glamorous, that listening will make you wanna fetch a marabou-trimmed robe and wear glitter eyeshadow for a night out on the town...you know, when those were still a thing.

Blood Orange's Cupid Deluxe—aka one of the few albums that deserved to be in your rotation back in 2013 (and probably wasn't)—has a way of transporting you back in time. What time exactly? Let's say that reallll sweet spot between the late '70s and early '80s.

Gotta give credit to a track that gives its listeners a whole minute of instrumentals to bop to before getting to the actual singing portion of the song. Now that's what I call music!

If you're scratching your heading thinking, Wait, is this about the Degrassi character of the same name?, I am happy to inform you that the answer is YES. Down to the champagne issues and sexuality struggles.

Not only is this song perfect for dancing yourself clean, it is equally great for taking a drive on a hot summer's night with the top down. You can thank me for the suggestion later.

Remember when we used to physically shop at IRL stores? (*sobs*) Well, the chances are pretty darn high that you heard The Swiss' "Elouisa" while browsing overpriced racks of clothing at least once. Busted a 10 second jig out to it, even. Now that you're likely in the comfort of your own home, turn that partial jig into a full one.