1. She's an ambitious person.
2. Not only that, she's a woman of science.
3. Also, she does all this without sacrificing her glamorous looks.
4. She doesn't stand up for anyone's idiocy.
5. And she's also not afraid of calling other people out on their stupidity.
6. She lets out her frustrations through physical activity.
7. And even though many describe her as "ugly" or "scary beyond all reason," she feels sexy.
8. And she spoils herself, because she knows that she deserves it.
9. For Yzma, age is nothing but a mere social construct.
10. She also takes good care of her skin.
11. She LOVES gossip.
12. She always finds a silver lining, even in the worst of situations.
13. She can be very subtle.
14. But she can also make herself noticed when necessary.
15. Even when she turns into a cat, she doesn't let that stop her, but rather uses it to her advantage.
16. Because Yzma is a winner, even when she doesn't get her way.
So, for all these reasons, be smart. Be like Yzma.
This post was translated from Spanish.