Buzz·Posted on 5 Nov 201734 Hilarious "Black Books" Moments That Will Make You Shit Yourself Laughing"Half ten? I've never been up at half ten. What happens?"by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When Bernard demonstrated his lack of tastebuds. 2. When Bernard wrote a "children's" novel. 3. And when he refused to give a child a book. View this post on 4. When Bernard trolled a group of Millwall fans. 5. And when he had the perfect escape plan. 6. When Manny failed to convince Bernard to have fun. View this post on 7. When Bernard introduced us to his morning routine. 8. When Bernard rejected Manny's friendship. View this post on 9. And when he was an unobservant man-child. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. When Manny was at his wit's end. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. When Bernard was all of us at the cinema. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And when he was most of us in the mornings. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When Bernard's handwriting left a lot to be desired. 14. And when he shut down this travesty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When Manny's boring parents came to stay. View this post on 16. When Bernard turned into Yoda. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When David Walliams was very ungrateful. 18. And when Bernard saluted his terrible lifestyle. View this post on 19. When Bernard tried to woo his "summer girlfriend". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. When Bernard's customer service skills hit a new low. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. When Bernard gave Gordon Ramsey a run for his money. View this post on 22. And when his presentation skills left a lot to be desired. View this post on 23. When Bernard dished out some good advice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. And when he summed up the pain of existence. View this post on 25. When Bernard confused some missionaries. View this post on 26. When Fran shot down Bernard's advances. 27. When Bernard had no time for cold callers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. When Manny's "human shelf" plan backfired. 29. When Bernard discussed his heritage. 30. When Bernard was a truly terrible house guest. View this post on 31. When Manny did a spot of cleaning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. When Bernard struggled with his taxes. View this post on 33. When Manny got peckish. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 34. And, of course, when Bernard enjoyed an "ice lolly". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Best. TV show. Ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF