Fold or Scrunch? Andrex have the DEFINITIVE results

Time to put this oddity to bed once and for all...

Andrex wrote:Andrex have conducted a nationwide survey to find out what's more common: #ScrunchOrFold

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Good to see GRcade is (on the whole) sane.

Why the strawberry float would anyone scrunch?

I love a cuppa but I'm a scruncher.

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Well actually I use a combination of the two for maximum cleanage.

Ironhide wrote:Why the strawberry float would anyone scrunch?

I just let it dry in.

-South of England
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-Not blonde
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#anomaly

Everything on the folder list is me except being a folder.

Does anyone fold, then fold the fold at least once?

With tactical work pooing, pooing before showers, and strategic folding, I barely use any toilet paper at all.

Since August, I've only used 3 toilet paper rolls. 8-)

G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:Since August, I've only used 3 toilet paper rolls.

Wait, what? How is scrunching an even an option? First wipe, four squares to determine the damage, especially if you've had a big sloppy one. After that, down to two squares a wipe, folded into one square, and even still, a second fold afterwards to get maximum cleaning.

I don't quite scrunch, and don't quite fold. But you guys using minimal folds really freak me out. The idea of getting shitty fingers really scares me too much to consider doing that. I use a lot of toilet paper because of this. :dread:

Joer wrote:Wait, what? How is scrunching an even an option? First wipe, four squares to determine the damage, especially if you've had a big sloppy one. After that, down to two squares a wipe, folded into one square, and even still, a second fold afterwards to get maximum cleaning.

Scrunching is awesome for the first few wipes. The folds and wrinkles scrape large amounts of poo from your bumhole and crack. Once the main mess is taken care of, folded sheets can be use to polish the rest off.

I'm so scrunching on my next poo to test it. I don't even know what i'm supposed to do. How many sheets do I take? Do I just scrunch it in to a ball? This is a whole new experience!

Pontius Pilate wrote:I don't quite scrunch, and don't quite fold. But you guys using minimal folds really freak me out. The idea of getting shitty fingers really scares me too much to consider doing that. I use a lot of toilet paper because of this.

The thinner it is, the more finger control you have to scrape. And as FE says, the wrinkles help too.

Don't press too hard, or you rip the paper and get pooey fingers. But then you wash your hands afterwards, so it's fine.

People scrunch toilet tissue? What?

That's even more bizarre than standing up to wipe.

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Fatal Exception wrote:
Joer wrote:Wait, what? How is scrunching an even an option? First wipe, four squares to determine the damage, especially if you've had a big sloppy one. After that, down to two squares a wipe, folded into one square, and even still, a second fold afterwards to get maximum cleaning.

Scrunching is awesome for the first few wipes. The folds and wrinkles scrape large amounts of poo from your bumhole and crack. Once the main mess is taken care of, folded sheets can be use to polish the rest off.

strawberry floating animal

People are strange. You fold the toilet paper and then wipe standing up.

It is the only sane way to do it. :datass:

Moggy wrote:People are strange. You fold the toilet paper and then wipe standing up.

It is the only sane way to do it.

o/

Pontius Pilate wrote:
G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:Since August, I've only used 3 toilet paper rolls.

WTF I go through at least 1 a week :lol:

Fold or Scrunch? Andrex have the DEFINITIVE results

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